The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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