you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So vagazzling was a success
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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