I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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