you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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