dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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