Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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