Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!