and you said cock pushups were impossible
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My vagina just recognized that song.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize