maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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