My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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