Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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