i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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