She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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