So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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