theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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