he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
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he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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