Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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