Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
we should paint friendship bongs
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