so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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