is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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