Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with