brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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