erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My dick has a subreddit
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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