I don't think brook has ever known best
I love having hate sex.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
