Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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