Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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