haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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