he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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