Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
either way he was missing a nipple.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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