I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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