I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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