So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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