Whod you bang
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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