Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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