It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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