Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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