I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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