And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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