Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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