"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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