C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Houston, we have a squirter
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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