You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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