Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
How naked do you want me to be?
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