question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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