if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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