He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
