She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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