My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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