I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dicks are not precious.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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