everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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