porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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