Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Four minutes until I can fart!
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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