So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I won the penis lottery.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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