At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
