she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Floor bacon is actually really good
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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